MM-118 Cocksucker
Cocksucker
Modern Men
MM-118
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Cocksucker
Modern Men
MM-118
$3.95
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“I wouldn’t say that,” Nikolaus said. “You’re exaggerating. One year is nothing at all in a lifetime.”
“But you must admit most gay relationships last… what? Two weeks? Three months? So when two guys have been together for over a year, that means a bit more than in the heterosexual world,” Olivers aid.
Nikolaus considered for a moment. “Okay,” he finally gave in. “So… we have a relationship that eighty-five per cent of the gay population will never have. I still don’t see what that has to do with my uncle’s waitresses coming to spend one night with me!”
“Your uncle’s waitresses and WAITERS!” Oliver said.
“We don’t know that,” Nikolaus said.
“I read in a newspaper the other day that fifty seven per cent of all the people in Northern Ireland are males, so general statistics would favor at least one or two of your uncle’s friends to be male,” Oliver said.
“My God, you must be desperate for reading material!” Nikolaus said.
Oliver shrugged.
“I was at the dentist’s, and there wasn’t much of a selection on the magazine table,” Oliver said. “Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that you and I are practically like a married couple, and I find it difficult to believe that you aren’t proud of your partner. I can’t believe you don’t want to show me off!”
“But WHY should I want to?” Nikolaus asked. “I will probably never see these people again in my life!”
“That is precisely why you should want to show me off,” Oliver said. “So that they get a good impression of you.”
Nikolaus sighed long and deep.
“Oliver,” he said. “I don’t think I have to prove to you that I love you and think you are the best goddamn hunk here in Berlin. I mean, you know I love to walk into a party with you on my arm. You know how proud I am when we walk down the street together. You know I am tickled pink when we turn heads on the U-Bahn.”
“And if you are so proud of me, why are you trying to hide me from your future house guests?” Oliver asked.
Nikolaus shrugged.
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