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FOREWORD

HOMEWORK WAS NEVER SO STIMULATING! IN A COLLEGE TOWN NICKNAMED “THE ATHENS OF THE SOUTHWEST,” STUDS OF EVERY STRIPE ARE UP ALL NIGHT-STUDYING, NATURALLY. COURSES RANGE FROM ANCIENT GREEK TO MODERN FRENCH, AND EACH CONSCIENTIOUS STUDENT IS WORKING FOR AN “A.” IN B.M.O.C., LARS EIGHNER INCLUDES THE VERY BEST OF HIS SHORT STORIES, SURE TO APPEAL TO THE COLLEGIAN IN EVERY MAN. RELIVE UNIVERSITY LIFE THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, WITH A CAST OF HANDSOME HONOR STUDENTS MAJORING IN HUMAN HOMOSEXUALITY.

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EXCERPT

“Troy, let’s start over.”

“Start over what?”

“Look, there’s something we both want. There’s a reason we’re both here. But when you start to talk about it… I mean, the way you lead up to things, I can’t deal with it.”

“So, what am I supposed to do?”

“Well, you know, like you and Jerry…”

“Jerry talks?”

“Yeah.”

“I bet he doesn’t tell the whole story.”

“Maybe not. But he’s told everyone. So, you know, how did it get started?”

“He took off his pants.”