As it is with most of us gay men… I see penises everywhere. Add to that fact that I spend so many hours a day dealing with books about cocks… and I see them EVERY-FUCKIN-WHERE. But, even I think the internet’s lost it on this one.
The Perseverance rover sent back some pictures of rocks from Mars, and everyone seems to think this one looks like a cock.
Barely… just barely. Oh, they’re also talking about a crab claw and shark fin… but I don’t like seafood, so I don’t give a shit about that.