Huge eMag Overhaul3 minutes of an awesome read

I’m always trying to make things easier and more user-friendly, and the pdf-magazines have been a pain in the ass as far as that goes. I’d toyed with the idea of giving them all their own categories like the ebooks, but so many of them are not in a series, and the ones that are just stills from movies would cry out to be categorized by studio–

And that’s when my brain said, “Go fuck yourself.”

So, instead, I’m using tags, changing names, and other stuff to try to make it easier.

NAMES

When I first started doing this, I had even less of an idea of what I was doing than I do now. Which is just shocking as fuck. I’d started out using the number sign (#) to show series number.

i.e. Biggest Cocks in History #1 *

I changed all the #1, #2, etc to N1, N2, etc to make them easier to search.


I also changed the numbering system for some of them by adding zeros in front of the number (to match the ebook system). That way, in a sorted-by-name list the magazines will display in the correct order:

  • Butch N01
  • Butch N02
  • ~~
  • Butch N09
  • Butch N10

Instead of having Butch N10 fall between N1 and N2

I still haven’t figured out how to make the dated magazines like Playguy show the 1900s before the 2000s, and I’ve given up. So just know the 1980s come after the 2000s.

TAGS

I’m tagging the fuck out of these things. If it’s in a series, I’m tagging it. That way if you find something you like, you should be able to hit the tag and see all of the magazines in that series that Hommi has.

Sometimes that’ll be a lot, like all of the Black Inches magazines pictured. And sometimes there will only be one magazine on that page. There are a few reasons that could happen.

A: There are more and I ain’t got ’em.

2: There are more and they are scheduled to come out, just keep your dick in your pants**.

Third: A lot of the Volume 1 Number 1 on the covers of magazines was more inspirational than practical. Some never went beyond that. I have NO IDEA which ones only had one issue and which ones didn’t, so I’m taggin’ em all!

I have a strong feeling Boys in Love***, pictured below, is one of those one-and-done things, but I can’t be sure.

 

Some of them may also be slang and therefore misleading to your searching purposes (or not, what the fuck do I know?). But we have no way of knowing if the gentlemen below are related in any way. Still taggin’ em “Brothers.”

So, if there’s something I haven’t thought of that would make finding what you’re looking for easier, please let me know.****

* to the best of my knowledge, there is no magazine named “Biggest Cocks in History”–but there damned well should be.

** do NOT keep your dick in your pants, that’s a figure of speech. Keeping your dick in your pants goes against everything we stand for!

*** scheduled to come out in June when we celebrate fathers and sons.

**** keep in mind that until I have about twenty naked interns running around the office, long projects are unlikely. And when I do get those twenty interns, I plan to be busy with other things.

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