HIS69-470 Switch-Hittin’ Summer

FOREWORD

The worship of the beauty of the human male is finally waxing brightly in the English-speaking world, for the first time since the Enlightenment of Elizabeth Tudo’s time, later reinforced by the dreary, deadly morals of the Victorian era, outlawed for centuries the sight of a man’s curved, muscular thigh, let alone the slightest swelling where his genitals are supposed to be.

We can only surmise that the severity and duration of these restraints, imposed by our institutions, were designed to match the danger represented to society by the free and open adoration of the male body.

Although the loosening of the bonds preventing the presentation of male beauty may be found almost throughout our society today, it first began to be seen, and is today making the most progress through the medium of television.

About 1966, both Frank Converse and Andrew Prine, two thoroughly appealing guys, appeared in two new TV series, and for the first time the American public was treated to the sight of well-packed crotches, to the point that the observer could plainly see that Converse is circumcised, whereas Prine probably isn’t. As the 70’s slipped and more truly handsome, sexy guys appeared on TV whereas earlier male leads were rarely handsome and their sexuality was never exploited by directors or cameramen.

TV commercials, the bane of the collective American viewers’ existence, nevertheless to a large extent led the way in presenting scrumptious males the public. The trend has advanced to the point that a recent pitch for Tab Cola features a breathtakingly beautiful brunet, reincarnated straight from Michelangelo’s most erotic dreams. (This kid should be required to knock up a woman a week for the next thirty years).

This trend may be sowing the seeds of its own demise, however, in that a recent shampoo commercial featured a devastating blond, so gorgeous that almost no one questioned in the commercial’s post-viewing survey could identify the name of the product being advertised! This youngster hasn’t been seen on TV since—he’s just too beautiful for the networks. No girl could possibly outshine him. That would be carrying things a mite too far, doncha know?

Perhaps the most enjoyable fallout of the Women’s Lib movement has been the openness of its advocates in avowing that “male is beautiful,” and for the first time in the history of the world, a nationally distributed magazine presents some truly beautiful nude guys, often photographed with full hard-ons. (To quote Dwight Fiske, however, some of their “studs” couldn’t make an impression on a wet deck!)

Fashion designers helped start the revolution in the admiration of the male form and are keeping pace as it develops. We are regularly treated now to sensational butt-shots of hunky males wearing the latest in jeans and a variety of sportswear, designed specifically to highlight the well-built man’s physical attributes. It is particularly “in” now for a guy to have a husky, muscular can and to show it off. Who wants to see some flat-assed jerk walking down the street in a pair of designer jeans? Not even Gloria Vanderbilt!

The more beautiful of our young males today are thoroughly immersed in this new, tolerant look at the male body, and many are taking full advantage of it. These kids don’t remember anything that happened before 1976 anyway, and have grown up in a society which is frankly, for the first time ever in our modern civilization, worshipping the attractive male.

No segment of our population is more delighted with these recent trends than our 15,000,000 male homosexuals (18% of the adult and adolescent male population, who, during the same time span, have been coming out of the closet in droves). As youngsters increasingly demonstrate a willingness to cash in on their looks, they find no shortage of interested and compassionate takers, many of whom can be extremely generous with personable, gorgeous late teenagers who have what it takes and don’t mind sharing it for the right rewards.

This slim tome undertakes to present an inside view of what is going on in hundreds of thousands of cases, right now, between beautiful, liberated youngsters and generous gays, often under the very noses of parents and other authority figures. The boys themselves will tell you that, many times, a good head job with a guy who worships him and facilitates his existence is a hell of a lot better than pussy with a girl who immediately, once her “supreme gift” (tu parles!) is given, sets out to control and restrain him, to complicate his existence.

It is the brighter young guys, with the most to offer, who are most often rebelling at becoming the objects of the average female’s insatiable desire to restrain and control the male, especially as they discover that there are far less complicated, much less time-consuming and much more rewarding ways of getting their guns off.

If you don’t believe this picture and have truly attractive sons aged 16 to 22, ask them. They may tell you what you don’t want to hear.

Any similarity to actual persons and places depicted in this story is purely coincidental. All of the events and experiences which occur in the story are, however, factually based.