My First Time V1

Foreword

FELIX: A lonely young sailor from a Polish background hears a few words of Polish and goes from there to champagne in the bathtub and to sodomy between the sheets in one easy leap.

LANCE: Is 15, beautiful, well-hung and really enjoys girlie books—that is, until one Saturday afternoon he discovers what Uncle Gus has been waiting for all these years—and, apparently, so has Lance.

BART: Has found being a rookie cop exciting. He found Wayne so exciting that now he saves every Friday night for him—all in the interest of learning how to be a good cop!

LEE: Is one of those beautiful, hutch, bad-assed soldiers who march before the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. How did a faggot ever hue him from the Tomb to the bedroom?????

LENNY: An innocent young boy plays hooky from school just for one day and heads for skinny-dipping. Before he knows it he is doing a strip-tease for a stranger, being photographed, and earns a total of twelve dollars for enjoying himself!

LARSON: On a weekend pass from Ft. Dix, Larson has heard about “queers” and realizes that he must meet one or have a miserable weekend. Fate is on his side. The man he meets announces that he is an artist, but Larson discovers that he is an “artiste” in more ways than one—to his great delight.

MICKEY: Is having trouble with algebra. His teacher blackmails him into… coming over for “extra help”—which turns out to be just the help both Mickey and Mr. Harrison both need. Mickey is making out in algebra, Mr. Harrison is making out with Mickey, and everyone, including Mickey’s parents, is happy.