Productivity, as far as new REALLY original content has been at a… well… stand-still’s not exactly the right word. More like a three-foot thick steel wall. Okay, shit hasn’t been good since I found my friend dead in my living room three years ago. But FINALLY, the insane stories in my head have gotten so big and so fucking insistent that I either have to write them or check myself into an institution. Thankfully, my brain decided to give me a break and I’ve been writing like a fucking maniac for a few days now.
I wanted to get the short ones out of the way before I jump back into the longer stories I need to finish. This is mostly because I remember when I first started writing, there’s a hell of a high when a story (no matter the length) is finished. And I need to wrack me up some of those. Of course, the high lasts about six hours, then there’s a crash, panicking about the next story… but still–goddamnit–it’s something, and it’s a terrible, uncomfortable, insane way to conduct life, and I fucking love it.
Not being able to write has torn me up more than–well, that shit I mentioned in the first paragraph. So, now that the damn has burst, all of these stories are well underway. I think it’s really obvious which fairytales are being turned into absolute smut by looking at the covers. Except for:
Hansons and Gunther–you probably figured out that it’s Hansel and Gretel. The Hanson brothers are going to meet an insane, masochistic, slaver named Gunther. Ouch.
Camden–All the cinder and ella shit has been done to death. So while I was slamming out the outline for this, I hadn’t given him a name until one of his stepbrothers was making fun of him after they’d both “used” him. He was laying on the floor, exhausted and covered in jizz. And I needed a simple name for the stepbrother to make a bad jizz-pun out of. Camden to Cumden hit me like a lightning bolt. So, goodbye Cinderfella, hello Cumden.
And, I gotta tell ya–all fairytales take a bit of an imagination stretch, but Ray Punzel, pulling this off is going to be fun. I just hope it’s as fun to read.
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So far I’ve only looked at the covers, and already I’ve got all kinds of fuckin’ crude questions in my filthy mind. Such as, does Jack take the giant’s penis up his asshole? I believe a detailed description of that happenin’ could cause my penis to have multiple orgasms. Fuck!
And what the fuck happens when the guy in the tower gets a ragin’ hardon (like I’ve got right now)? Does the tower fuckin’ bust open? I’d like to have my mouth glued to the fuckin’ pisshole of that big long dick when his fuckin’ sperm cums out!
These kinds of covers get a reader halfway to orgasm before he even starts readin’ the story. Fuck!