Starfucked: Part 1
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Well of course the muthafucka got t’ be a fuckin’ movie star, man: he had all the fuckin’ equipment. For starters, there was all that curly blond hair spilling down over that pretty pouty baby face, complete to the kind of square-jawed ‘tough’ accent the fans all […]
Starfucked: Part 2
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Biff’s head was filled with a million comets, spiraling. His ears were whistling and his mouth tasted of metal. Obviously that fucker Dex’d gotten his signals crossed and he’d zigged when he should’ve zagged—not that it mattered. Whether it was an accident or on purpose the asshole […]
Starfucked: Part 3
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four … What a dream. What a weird fuckin’ dream, Biff thought with a shudder as he yawned naked on the bed in his sound stage trailer and looked around for whatsername: the cute cunt singer who’d probably been draining him dry for the last few hours, her […]
Starfucked: Part 4
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four “Quite a scene,” Eisenberg had to comment, comfortable in his chair. “The best job you’ve ever done in front of the camera, Biff-boy.” Allnuts glared at him. “I don’t know how those fag bastards back there got me to do anything like what we just saw, man,” […]